Can I label myself as asexual
So noone’s compelled to propose
Or suggest himself as a partner
For a night, for a life,
I don’t care
I’m not slipping out of my clothes
Is it really so hard to be friends?
Get off, stop trying to „connect”
I’m not taken or single or gay or depressed
I don’t want you I never would call you for sex
Not vibrator-dependant or frigid or cold
The objectifying glances are just getting old
You just don’t get it, do you?
Fine then, by the way, I have issues
Commonly called STD
There’s herpes and syphilis, nasty infections
Still sure you wanna kiss me?
Oh that’s not the end of it,
I was born into opposite sex
Oh those nasty procedures
They left me with scars
Much worse than the ones from my ex
Yeah, the asshole, the drunk, and the daddy
Of three of five of my kids
So babe, I’d love you for shaggin’
Still certain you wanna kiss me?
So I’d label myself as asexual
Or a host of a nasty disease
Is it better to hear than rejection?
I’m fine, you can call me a freak
I just don’t want to be hassled.
A little flirtation is fine on it’s own
but pushing past borders of friendship
in most cases gets a girl yawning.
I my case, it gets me pissed off.
Is it really so hard to be friends?
Would you rather I’d say
You’re as fun as a queue at the grocer’s
A kiss has not crossed my mind
Need proof?
I’m not puking, am I?
Is it really so hard to be single?
Not bitter of frigid, unpleasent or scared
Just single and not looking forward to wed
Is it really so hard to accept?
If yes,
May I label myself as asexual?
(And still be allowed to have sex?)
Just...
please don’t assume being single
Translates to available, desperate, or dumb
Interested in you ? Not really
I’m not gay or depressed
Not looking for sex
Just single just happy just fun
